sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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