8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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