therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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