Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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