Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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