just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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