yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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