I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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