My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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