That's intense
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize
