he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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