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I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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