Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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