I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
