Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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