If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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