TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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