I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I am naked and annoyed.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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