Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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