Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My balls are so social today.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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