I must be too annoying 4 u.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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