he puts the penis in happiness.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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