Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I currently don't understand fingers.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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