You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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