sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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