apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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