i just had sex bonerless
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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