apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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