Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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