??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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