sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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