I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The air taste purple.
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