I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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