I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
