he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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