Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
