just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Im part way to drunk.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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