Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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