But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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