Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
well you can't waste a boner
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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