So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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