im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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