guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
