Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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