I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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