yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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