Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Me too!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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