Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I can text with my tongue
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I FOUND THE LEGS
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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