So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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