So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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